A vanishing teenager, intelligence, and dickhead vegans

Your weekly round-up from Grumpy Fuckers HQ

Hey fucker!

Did you celebrate Christmas? Was it good? Was it shit?

Either way, we’re glad to hear it.

We did fuck all for our Christmas. We shut the coffee shop early, chucked everyone out into the cold, and then went and bought a load of beers and got shit-faced.

It’s what Christmas is all about, isn’t it?

Here’s this week’s round-up of all our posts. The…