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Man lives dangerously by attempting to talk to wife before her morning coffee

Richard shut the fuck up as soon as he knew he was putting his life at risk

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Apr 24, 2026
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A man has risked having his testicles ripped from his body by attempting to talk to his wife before she had her morning coffee.

Richard Dunce attempted to converse with his wife about his job before wife Glenda had taken a sip of her coffee.

Glenda told Grumpy Fuckers:

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